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Why plan your wedding to be the humdrum boring white dress walk down the aisle with your father I do wedding. Huh? Is there not a way to make your wedding stand out from the rest? You can plan a wedding that your family and friends will never forget for the rest of their lives. Let’s go back in time a bit.

• Have the Groom walk to the song Shaft by Isaac Hayes
• How about having your wedding party march in to Barry White’s song You’re The First, The Last, My Everything.
• Instead of marching down the aisle with your father, both of you should ride down in tricycles
• Have the groom and groomsmen wear bell bottoms and shades
• Give everyone pet rocks for wedding favors
• Dance to Staying Alive for your first dance
• instead of a limo drive off in a 1970 Ford Mustang Shelby Cobra
• Make everyone in the wedding party wear platform shoes
• The cake must be made with at least 30 different psychedelic colors
• Make all the bridesmaids wear accordion pleated miniskirts

Yeah, I bet no one will forget this wedding. Hey if you are gonna do a 70’s wedding, let your guests in own it, will ya? Maybe they will join the party and come in their 70’s costumes!

Vicky

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If you want to save on a reception there are things you can do, but there is a limit to everything. Here is what you probably should not do. I know that I preach about saving money and its rewards.

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You are not a spoiled diva, so why should you have to shell out hundreds of dollars for that perfect wedding dress, right? This is what you should do if you are crazy enough:

• Have your wedding in your birthday suit. Yes, you can do this. Aren’t there beaches that allow for this type of thing? Between you and your wedding party, you could save thousands! Why not do it as a sign of protest against the overly sensitive clothed people in the world by having the wedding in the church! Just do not blame me when lightning strikes you.
• Borrow a nice white prom dress from a department store, keep the tag on and then take it back. You usually cannot return a dress from the regular bridal shop, so you would have to get some type of prom dress instead from the department store.

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  Filed under: Humor — vicky at 4:42 pm on Sunday, September 17, 2006